POLICY / USE

Terms

Plain-language terms for a satire publication with no launch payments, memberships or public submissions.

Nature of the publication

PRIVATE CRAPITAL publishes satire, fiction and commentary. It is not a broker, adviser, research house or source of personalised financial, legal or investment advice. Do not make an investment decision from a joke, a headline, a fictional memorandum—or this website generally.

No affiliation

Unless an article expressly says otherwise, the publication is not affiliated with the institutions, people, publishers, regulators or hotlines it discusses. Fictional and composite entities may be used.

Acceptable use

Do not attack the service, attempt unauthorised newsroom access, evade technical controls, scrape at a harmful rate, or use the publication to make a detached satirical item appear to be genuine news.

Operator statement

No registered entity, business address or legal operator is asserted on this page. Functions that require that information—newsletter, submissions, payments and memberships—remain disabled.